Saturday, 19 November 2011

EdenFantasys - putting the ooh into Yuletide ?!

Saturday night, when the kids are in bed, seems to be the time I always end up sitting down to blog about EdenFantasys ! As I've mentioned before, the online store sells a whole lot more than sex toys and my reviews are always very tongue in cheek and PG-rated, but I still always wait until the kids are out of the way in case I click on the wrong thing and bring up a picture that will have them asking very embarrassing questions !!

Well, as everything seems to be revving up for Christmas, I thought I'd have a look and see if they have any Christmas-themed goodies on offer in their virtual aisles. Of course they have !

Well, I have to say, I wasn't at all surprised to come across the sexy red silky Santa suit, comprising a hooded fur-trimmed robe with matching chemise ($26.99) which is a bit of a classic. But I did smile at this sexy and very original Snowman dress ($24.99) ! I've never seen anything like it before and the design is actually very clever, with the fake plaid scarf as a halter neck.

But festive-themed clothes are too obvious a choice, so I hit the search box again and came up with the first thing to make me giggle : Naughty Secret Santa Tingle GelĂ© ($9.99) ! Maybe that's why Santa always says Ho ho ho despite the cold and why Mrs Claus always looks so smiley and rosy-cheeked !

Now, I was rather disappointed to see that they have nothing at all focusing on mistletoe, which I thought would have been a great prop for festive kisses. "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" must have inspired more than a few mistletoe-themed fantasies, surely ?! But no matter, on to my next Christmassy idea : candy cane. This one didn't let me down !

Now, this candy cane ($35.99) may look just like the ones on the Christmas tree in all the classic festive Disney cartoons, but don't let the kids hang this one on the tree ! All I'm saying is the words "frictionless" and "sharp G-spot curve" figure in the write-up !! OK, time to move on before I start giggling again !

While we're talking Christmas decorations, this Holiday ball Santa duckie ($22.49) is another one that looks good enough to hang on your tree but that could bring up some embarrassing questions if anyone looks closely ! The cheerful Santa-suited rubber duckie inside the bauble is waterproof and vibrates - enough said, I think ! This product has absolutely killed forever my capabilities of listening to Sesame Street's Ernie singing about his Rubber Duckie with a straight face though ! : "Rubber Duckie you’re the one, You make bathtime lots of fun, Rubber Duckie I’m awfully fond of you" ... I bet Jim Henson's turning in his grave !!

What about Christmas fragrances ? My top festive scent is cinnamon so how about a cinnamon leaf-scented soy massage candle, with added pheromones for sensual arousal ($14.99)? Cinnamon or Sin-a-man ?! Or how about a Kissaholic aphrodisiac infused plumping lip gloss ($15.99) ?

Whatever you choose, have yourselves a merry little Christmas !

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