Tuesday, 21 August 2018

Book review : The Great Unexpected - Dan Mooney


Joel Monroe, stuck in the same room in the old people's home where first his wife, then his comatose roommate, died, has had enough of what now passes for his life. Enough of being told what to do (and what not to do), when to eat and take pills, of being treated by a child and of sitting in limbo waiting to die. An idea forms in his head : he will take back control of his life - and death - by committing suicide. His new roommate, the dapper and exuberant Frank Adams, becomes his confidant and partner in crime and together, they set out to plan the utimate way to go out with a bang.

It's a tenderly written and poignant narrative, packed with humour. I loved watching the new friendship develop and thoroughly enjoyed the childish glee that the old men felt every time they got one over on the staff, breaking out for a pint and a taste of freedom despite the constant surveillance.

I've visited elderly relatives in several  nursing homes over the years and, however professional and efficient they may be, they are generally soulless and depressing places, so I could really empathise with Joel. He's far from perfect though - the ultimate grumpy old man - and it is heartwarming to see Frank bring out the best in him and help him develop as a person, rebuilding bridges with his family and the nursing staff.

It's one of those uplifting books that will make you laugh all the way through but still shed a tear at the end. 

star rating : 5/5

  • Paperback: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Legend Press (15 Aug. 2018)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1787198855
  • ISBN-13: 978-1787198852





The Great Unexpected is Dan Mooney's second book. You may also like to read my review of his first novel, Me, Myself and Them.

Follow #TheGreatUnexpected blog tour and see what other reviewers thought.

Disclosure : I received a review copy of the book in return for my honest opinion.

Monday, 20 August 2018

Madhouse recipe : Giant cupcake birthday cake


This week, Sophie turned 17 - where does the time go?! Her actual birthday was our final day on holiday in Bulgaria so, after chilling out at the pool and hitting the souvenir shops for one last time, we spent the evening flying back home. As her friend was coming to stay for a few days, I waited until she arrived to make her birthday cake - better late than never, right ?!


I had a two-part giant cupcake mould (from a now defunct Bake Box subscription that I reviewed) that I had never used before, so I decided to give it a try. I therefore adapted the recipe that came with it for the cake batter, as I had no idea of the quantities needed to fill it.

Giant cupcake birthday cake

ingredients :

350g softened butter
350g sugar
6 eggs
pinch of salt
425g self raising flour
4tbsp golden syrup
4tbsp salted caramel
1tsp vanilla essence

to decorate :
Betty Crocker vanilla and chocolate buttercream style icing
chocolate stars
sprinkles


Start by creaming together the butter and sugar, then add the eggs and finally the flour to create a smooth batter. Stir through the vanilla essence, golden syrup and salted caramel. I was using up odds and ends from the baking cupboard so feel free to adapt to use whatever you have.


Pierre was helping me out in the kitchen and we had a taste of the uncooked cake mix to see what the flavour was like. It tasted really sweet so I held back on the icing to stop it being too sickly. However, once it was cooked, the cake was much less sweet and even a bit bland, so make sure you taste the cooked offcuts before icing rather than just licking the spoon ! 


Use the cake batter to fill the two moulds and pop in the oven for 2 hours at 160°, removing the smaller top half after 90 minutes and the bigger bottom half after 2 hours. (As I was simultaneously cooking a roast dinner, they had to make do with 180° at the bottom of the oven !) 


When a skewer or sharp knife pushed into the centre comes out clean, remove from the oven and leave to cool completely.


Use a sharp knife to cut off the excess to get flat surfaces.


Spoon a layer of chocolate icing on to the base of the top half and use it to stick the two parts together. I used sparingly as I didn't want it to be too sweet, but with hindsight, I should have added more.


Pipe vanilla icing around the top half in swirls, or just spread it on with a spoon.


While the cakes were cooking, Pierre had helped me rummage through the baking cupboard to see what we could find (and taste !) to decorate them. We came up with some big chocolate stars and various Cake Angels jars (Super Sours, Rhubarb & Custard, Fruity Cubes) but you could use any kinds of sprinkles and cake toppers for the cupcake effect.


It had lots of visual appeal, as it does look just like a giant cupcake, but I found the cake itself to be a bit bland and dense. The original recipe had finely chopped pecans in it, instead of golden syrup and salted caramel, so feel free to improvise with what you have in the cupboards to jazz it up a bit.


Happy birthday Sophie ! 


Adding to the #KitchenClearout linky as it used up some tubs of buttercream icing and lots of cake sprinkles that I found in the cupboard.

Sunday, 19 August 2018

Book review : A Child Called Happiness - Stephan Collishaw


Last year, I read and reviewed The Song of the Stork by Stephan Collishaw, the hauntingly beautiful and poignant tale of Yael, a young Jewish girl desperately trying to survive in the forests around Vilnius during World War II. In A Child Called Happiness, the action moves to Zimbabwe.

Roy Drew has lived on the farm that he inherited from his uncle for his whole adult life. His daughter was born there and, along with his wife, they run the farm fairly, providing much needed employment for some of the local black families.

His ancestors, however, were much less humane and morally sound. A century before, the white settlers arrived and took the ancestral homes of the black locals, beating them, abducting some of the women and young men, moving them onto reservations in the barren wastelands while keeping their fertile lands for themselves.

In alternate chapters, we hear Drew's story but also that of the Mazowe tribe, their chief Tafara and his descendants, used and abused by several generations of white men.

In this latest uprising, where the locals, supported by Mugabe's government, serve papers on the white "interlopers" to reclaim their lands and threaten violence and destruction in retribution for past horrors, it is hard to know who is right and who is wrong. The attacks on the white farms mirror those of a century before but for the current white dwellers, Zimbabwe has always been their home.

It is an eye-opening, atmospheric read that portrays over a hundred years of modern history from both viewpoints without being at all judgemental or telling the reader what to think. It's above all a story of families, showing that the choices of our ancestors can echo through many generations to come.

star rating : 4.5/5

  • Paperback: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Legend Press (17 May 2018)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1787198812
  • ISBN-13: 978-1787198814




Disclosure : I received a review copy of the book in order to share my honest views.

#MySundayphoto #SundaySnap 19/8


The Weather Forecast Stone, in Nessebar, Bulgaria - someone has a sense of humour !

OneDad3GirlsSunday Snap


Saturday, 18 August 2018

Fab freebies of the week 18/8


Thanks to the wonder of scheduled posts, you probably haven't even noticed that for the last two weeks, I've been offline while on holiday in Bulgaria. I'll soon be regaling you with tales of feeding camels, Pierre winning a bottle of champagne for catching a fish and visiting the ancient town of Nessebar, but in the meantime, here's a catch-up of some fresh new UK freebies. Enjoy !

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This one made me laugh : For one weekend only we're celebrating the delicious flavour of rhubarb, and its perfect pairing with gin! Bring in a stick of rhubarb to a participating Greene King Pub and we'll exchange it for a Whitley Neill Rhubarb & Ginger Gin with your choice of Schweppes tonic!

Register to be a product tester for Nike

Grab a sample of Frizz-Ease Dream Curls Deep Conditioner from Sopost


On facebook : We’re giving away a free pack of Taste Inc. chicken to anyone who can guess the below catchphrase!

Zozo are giving away free jeans and T-shirt to the first 1000 sign-ups




From Sanctuary : Would you like to review our NEW glow-giving Face Mask?
We're looking for 250 people to try & review online our new 60 second wonder - an illuminating face mask treatment with radiance boosting kakadu plum, brightening vitamin c & nutrient rich rosemary extract.

Haliborange and @mrmenoffical Book Mobile will be travelling
the UK this summer to give away 10,000 books to encourage more reading opportunities for children. Join us to get your free book and vitamin sample. Info on venues on website. RT & invite your friends. :-)

Claim your FREE WeSwap Currency Card @WeAreWeSwap via us & enjoy £10 FREE Travel Money.
WeSwap is the people's currency exchange, helping travellers round the world get a better deal on their travel money.
How? Here: http://bit.ly/2NBRa9A

You can see previous weeks' freebie roundups by clicking here but be warned, many of the offers are only valid for a short time. Let me know if any have expired and I'll remove them from the roundup.

Friday, 17 August 2018

Schleich Bayala Unicorns review


Schleich figures are always so realistic and highly detailed that they are a great way for children to discover animals that they may not be able to get close to in real life, whether that be because they live in exotic lands, such as the Schleich wildlife figures that Pierre was totally fascinated by (in particular the chimpanzee !), or a completely different time period, like the Schleich dinosaurs that we also reviewed. Schleich also has a magical collection featuring the mystical, mythical creatures that inhabit the enchanting world of Bayala though. Along with the elves, mermaids and flying horses, there are now a selection of beautiful unicorn figures to add to your collection.


We received two of the new models and while it may be paradoxical to talk about realism when discussing unicorns, if you look at them as horses, there is no denying that the high quality paintwork and attention to detail really make them look lifelike. They also stand up really well and don't keep falling over, which is great news when your children are letting their imaginations run wild and creating make-believe fairy stories in the fantasy land.


The first figure is not actually a unicorn but rather a pegasus, or mythical winged horse. Some of the figures are doubly magical, being both a unicorn and a pegasus. This is the Decorated Pegasus Stallion (Item number: 70574) and we love the intricate embellishments painted on his body, his impressive shimmery wings and the luscious mane and tail. If you need a little inspiration for your imaginative roleplay, the Schleich website is a great place to start : "When the magnificent Pegasus spreads his shimmering wings and soars into the sky, you can see what a majestic creature he is. Elves often stop by, comb his glistening mane and decorate him with flowers – and he loves the attention. He now spends all day protecting his little foal and slowly teaching him how to fly. Would you like to fly with them?" They even add little fun facts : " A Pegasus flies as fast as the wind. It is the fastest creature in all of Bayala." 


Our second figure was the Decorated Unicorn Mare (Item number: 70573) who makes up for her lack of wings with the mythical horn in the middle of her forehead. "The unicorn mare lives with her family in a glade, not far from Soleyas. She loves watching her foal playing and delights over visits from the elves, who adorn her with flowers and beads. You can help your elf friends to do this!" With her beautiful shades of pastel pink, her highly detailed decorative accessories and her elegant, almost regal, way of standing with her hooves delicately poised on tip-toes, any little unicorn-fan could not fail to be blown away.


Other new additions to the range include rainbow unicorns, unicorn and pegasus foals, a feather foal and a special blue king foal, who have matching colour schemes with some of the elves from the Bayala collection.

Having spent the last two weeks bobbing about in a pool on holiday, avoiding giant inflatable unicorns floating past bearing as many adults as children, I think it's safe to say that the new additions to the range are bound to appeal to any fans of mystical creatures and fantasy lands, whatever their age. They retail at £14.99 and, given the long-lasting quality that is synonymous with the Schleich brand, they are a great investment, as they can be played with for a long time, even when putting up with some fairly rough treatment in the sand pit and shady glades (otherwise known as flowerbeds) in the back garden !

for more information : www.schleich-s.co.uk



Disclosure : We received the products in order to write an honest review.

Thursday, 16 August 2018

Giveaway #689 : Win a three-month supply of the Proceive Women & Men Dual Pack (worth over £130) - closed - winner Geri Gregg


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Tuesday, 14 August 2018

Book review : Wrapped in White - Kevin Brooks


I can never resist the 3 for £5 crime fiction section of The Works, so when I spotted this one on the shelf with a sale sticker on it for £1, it was a no-brainer - that's even cheaper than a magazine !

Wrapped in White is the third novel featuring private investigator John Craine. I've already read and reviewed the second one, Until The Darkness Comes, but you don't need any background information from the previous episodes to fully understand and appreciate this one.

John Craine is approached to investigate the brutal murder of a young Somali man. The police are writing it off as a drug-related gang crime, but the boy's family think it's a cover-up. Before he has a chance to get his teeth into the new case, news arrives that his friend and mentor (not to mention father figure, since his own father's death several years ago) Leon Mercer has been killed in a tragic house fire, along with his wife. It doesn't take long to realise that both cases are deeply suspicious, but, as John starts digging, his nemesis - bent cop Mick Bishop - comes to warn him off. Mick may not care much for his own life, but he does have to think about the safety of his loved ones.

Although John's heart is undoubtedly in the right place, he is a very hard character to like and empathise with. He is an alcoholic and he takes a lot of hard drugs, yet he constantly drives everywhere, even when he knows he shouldn't. He has blackouts and stomach pain, but won't face up to or deal with his health issues and addictions. The same is true with the problems in his private life - both with his current and former girlfriend. He just seems to go with the flow, drifting along with no idea where the tide of drugs and alcohol will take him. I just wanted to give him a shake and tell him to grow a backbone and take control of his life. 

I felt that there were a lot of loose ends thrown out there that were never tied up or even really developed - the initial murder fades into the background (the aunt who employed him never even gets another mention), the big boss of the seedy underworld is let off the hook, his woman troubles are left undealt with ... he gets closure on a couple of thorny issues but many more are left hanging, which was unsatisfying as a reader. It's a fast-paced, action-packed read that could hit the spot if you want an exciting thriller to devour by the pool with minimum effort, but one to avoid if you're feeling depressed as it's all very bleak.

star rating : 3.5/5

RRP : £8.99

  • Paperback: 448 pages
  • Publisher: Arrow (11 April 2013)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 009955383X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0099553830



Monday, 13 August 2018

Hastings diaries : North's Seat


When we were visiting the Madhouse grandparents last month, it was lovely to go out wandering around all my old childhood haunts with the kids. This little track which runs up the side of the fence from Hastings Academy, which was Hillcrest Comprehensive in my day, will forever remind me of muddy, drizzly cross country runs (or, more often than not, cross country grumbling walks) during school PE lessons !


We didn't appreciate the scenery back then (and, to be fair, it was an autumn/winter activity so not when it was at its best) but this is all actually part of Hastings Country Park Nature Reserve.


We didn't see any animals but there are loads of pretty flowers to look at, including lots of wild foxgloves. The manmade additions to the landscape are quite impressive too.


I love the way it's all been left wild to do its own thing, with rosebay willowherb, also known as fireweed, covering vast swathes.


Some areas have been fenced off as protected wildflower meadows.


How can these be classed as weeds?!


 Standing 575 feet above sea level, North's Seat is the highest point in the town, and you can see for more than 60 miles across the Downs and Weald in the westerly direction. On a clear day, rumour has it that you can even see the coast of France with the naked eye!


A strategically placed fence for leaning on while you take in the great views !


There was once a windmill on this spot, which was destroyed by fire in 1872, and later a look-out platform, which was used as a look-out during the Second World War, but it was vandalised and removed when I was a kid, back in the eighties.


It was replaced by two seats, with a large round direction plaque, which helps you know what you're looking at.


By now, dusk was drawing in, so it was time to head for home.


It's all well signposted, with numerous stiles and gates, and there are various paths you can follow.


Some of them are a bit overgrown though !


This was at the start of July and it was already looking dry and in desperate need of some rain.


The horses were already covered up and ready for bed, so it was time for us to head for home too.

Country Kids linky

Saturday, 11 August 2018

Book review : Dark Pines - Will Dean


A little while ago, I was lucky enough to win a copy of the gripping thriller Dark Pines in a twitter competition and, along with the book, author Will Dean kindly sent me a little piece of Scandinavian pine forest to really immerse myself into the story ! With the atmospheric descriptions of a frigid Swedish village on the edge of a dark and menacing forest, it was the perfect reading during the recent heatwave, as it gave me the impression I was brushing ice crystals off my eyelashes rather than sweating my socks off !

The leading lady is deaf newspaper reporter Tuva Moodyson, currently working for a small-time local newspaper while she is staying close to home for her ailing mother, but hoping for bigger and better things. All journalists live in the hope of finding the one story that will make their career and Tuva has struck gold. Two bodies are discovered in the thick forest around the town, both presumably killed by the same murderer as they both have their eyes removed. Even more worryingly, these horrific crimes echo an unsolved murder from twenty years ago. Is it a coincidence, a copycat murder or is a serial killer back on the prowl?

You need to be a special kind of person to enjoy living almost off the grid in the remote Swedish backwoods, so as Tuva looks around for suspects, she unearths a motley crew of eccentric residents, including a pair of Norwegian troll-making sisters, a reclusive ghost-writer, a taxi-driving single dad and numerous macho huntsmen. As she uncovers secrets and reveals the darker side of life in the remote village to the outside world, Tuva seems to be annoying the locals, including the police. Is she getting closer to unmasking the culprit or are her gut feelings way off the mark?

It's a slow-paced, rather claustrophobic tale with only a handful of residents, and therefore suspects, in the village, surrounded by the sinister, unfathomable depths of Utgard forest. As Tuva constantly returns to the same suspects and the same places, you get the sense that there is no escape and the sheer size and density of the forest makes its human dwellers seem insignificant. Tuva feels constantly unnerved as she strays away from the road and into the trees and as a reader, it is easy to understand and ultimately share the intrepid reporter's sense of unease. Tuva is an intriguing character - I'm sure she has her own share of deep dark secrets hiding just out of reach - and, as this book is the first Tuva Moodyson mystery, I'm looking forward to reading the rest of the series and discovering more about its multi-faceted central character.

star rating : 4.5/5

RRP : £8.99

  • Paperback: 352 pages
  • Publisher: Point Blank (14 Jun. 2018)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1786073854
  • ISBN-13: 978-1786073853


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