Wednesday 23 February 2011

I Want To Be An Official Soreen Blogger !

When I saw a call out go by on Twitter for Soreen fans to blog about them, I decided to get involved. Hmmm what would I blog about ? Well, normally I would sit down and do a taste-testing session with the girls (and even 19-month-old Pierre, if he's awake) and write a big review about all the yummy products ... But - shock horror - I haven't got a single Soreen product in the house at the moment so that will have to wait until I receive some lovely goodies to test. (What's this ? An attempt to bribe the judges to send me a goody box to review?! Yes, unashamedly !)

So, instead, I thought I'd go for a Top Ten of Soreen Hits. This is sure to have you humming along for the rest of the day ! Are you ready for this ?!

1) Soreen - Dolly Parton

"Soreen, Soreen, Soreen, Soreeeeeen,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Soreen, Soreen, Soreen, Soreeeeeen,
Please don't take him just because you can !"

2) Black Eyed Peas - Where Is The Loaf ?

"Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questioning
Where is the loaf (of malt bread)?!"

3) Soreen Seems To Be The Hardest Word - Elton John

"What have I got to do to make you love me ?
What have I got to do to be heard ?
What do I have to do when lightning strikes me ?
What have I got to do ?
When Soreen seems to be the hardest word !"

4) Living La Vida Malt Loafa - Ricky Martin

"Upside, inside out, she's livin la vida malt loafa
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida malt loafa
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida malt loafa, Come On!"

5) The Soreen, Soreen Grass Of Home - Tom Jones

"Yes, they'll all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly.
It's good to touch the Soreen, Soreen grass of home !"

6) Dancing Soreen - Abba

"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Soreen !"

7) The Power of Loaf - Frankie Goes To Hollywood

"The power of (malt) loaf
A force from above
Cleaning my soul
Flame on burn desire
Love with tongues of fire
Purge the soul
Malt loaf your goal !"

8) Killer Soreen - Queen

"She's a killer Soreen
Gunpowder and turpentine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind (Anytime) !"

9) A Big Hunk Of Malt Loaf - Elvis Presley

"Don`t be a stingy little mama
You`re `bout to starve me half to death
Well you can spare a kiss or two and
Still have plenty left, no no no
Baby, I ain`t askin` much of you
Just a big-a big-a hunk o` malt loaf will do !"

10) Kanye West - Loaf Lockdown

"So keep your loaf locked down, your loaf locked down
Keepin' your loaf locked down, your loaf locked down !"


  1. This is fantastic, must've taken you ages to come up with all those! I particularly like Dolly Parton's Soreen (i'll probably be singing that all day now lol). You should definitely get a goody box to review after all that effort :)

    @grannysmither on twitter

  2. LOL Thanks ! I was singing Dancing Queen all night !!

  3. they only thing i know about soreen is that you shouldn't eat 2.5 loaves of the stuff in one sitting! my big brother did this and then went to bed. in the morning my mum had to open his bedroom door and wait for 10mins for the smell to clear before she could see if he'd gassed him self to death! be warned it could be leathal!

  4. That's hilarious !! Soreen have just emailed to say they'll be sending me so goodies (yayyy !) so I will definitely heed your warning !!


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